– Hello everyone.
It’s Barry here.
Welcome to My Virgin Kitchen.
I hope you are well.
Today, we’re doing another taste test video.
Now this one is gonna be a vegan taste test,
and it’s something I’ve wanted to do for quite
a while, but I’ve managed to find a few quickie
So I found vegan steak, vegan cheese, vegan
So, I’ll get to all that in a bit.
I have nothing against veganism whatsoever.
I just really am intrigued to do this video
to work out if this tastes remotely like what
it’s supposed to.
Even got vegan wine gums for sweetsvideo.
So I think without further ado let’s get going.
First up, not from a chicken’s bum, potentially,
this is vegan egg, 100% plant-based egg replacer.
It’s made from algal, yes protein-based ingredients,
and the thing that I had a chat with Mrs.
Barry about this last night, I was look, it’s
actually even in an egg carton.
I wonder if it’s in an egg shell, but obviously
like Mrs. Barry said, it’s probably just a
So apparently you can make baked egg with
We can also scramble it, which is what we’re
Aw, that’s a shame.
I was generally hoping they might put them
in just like kinder egg style, little plastic
containers or something like that.
So, it’s just kind of like a drug, not that
I know what that looks like.
Crikey, it’s even got a recipe for quiche
So that’s pretty cool.
What we’re gonna do is we need to mix this
So, I’ll be right back.
The texture of it, if you’re wondering, is
like corn flour, and it does just smell like
There’s nothing really there.
So, what we do is get two tablespoons of it,
shove it in a bowl.
At least the colour resembles egg-yolky kind
We then pour in 150 mils of water, nice.
Grab a whisk.
Where’s my whisk?
Couldn’t find my whisk, so I’m using the whisk
from my stand mixer, and this really does
smell proper eggy, like proper farty, popping
off smell, unless it’s the dog.
I’m not sure.
So we just whisk it.
I’ve whisked it until it’s smooth, and generally,
it does smell like Trump in a bowl, which
is another name for farts in the UK, Trump.
You can take that any way you like.
So, now, we pass this into a lightly-oiled
frying pan, and cook it up, scramble it up
Just gonna let that warm a teeny bit.
Whew, whew, whew, wheeeew.
Yes, they’ve done an excellent job of making
that smell like egg.
Let’s pour this in like so.
Looks more like pancake batter at the moment,
and it does say to scramble it almost immediately.
Hey, tell you what, that is looking scrambled.
You see that?
I think it said the cooking time is quite
Scramble frequently and evenly with a spatula
until the eggs are firm.
Vegan egg takes longer than regular eggs.
So we recommend six to eight minutes until
Season to taste.
Oh yeah, I’ll be seasoning, and enjoy, which
I aim to do.
I’m not a massive fan of scrambled egg anyway.
So maybe I’ll like this more.
The other thing I’m thinking is if I kind
of left it and didn’t beat it too much, maybe
it would be good for an omelette.
So, would that be called a vegomelet, a vegomelet?
That’s only been two minutes and it is just
congealing together like loads, like that.
So I’m gonna jump right forward to eight minutes’
So I’ll see you in the future.
Alright, there we go.
That has been eight minutes.
Let’s see what it tastes like.
Here we go then, on the plate, little bit
It does just smell like omelette, so.
Uh, God, that’s weird.
That just tastes like eating like rubber,
like a rubber mask or something, just nothing,
there’s nothing there.
It’s kind of like, I feel like I might like
it more than a scrambled egg ’cause I’m not
really a huge fan of it, like the taste of
If you even think about the texture of a marshmallow,
it’s kind of like that, but without like any
flavour whatsoever, like nothing.
It’s just like eating chewable water.
So, not bad, not bad.
In this packet right here, I have some vegan
Now I’ll just get on to that in a moment,
but I’m just making a quick bowl of vegetable
Now that smells good.
Let’s put that to one side.
This, my friends, is a vegan steak.
The texture, just feeling it is very light.
It feels like cod or a cracker actually, you
know, one of those really healthy crackers
that people loads tonnes of Nutella on to
make them feel like they’re eating healthy,
but then they eat 20 billion of them or the
Nutella as well.
So they’re probably not doing too good, but
what we do then, yeah, there is just no, actually
this kind of resembles dog food guys.
We’re gonna just stick it in our bowl and
let it soak for a half an hour while we continue
our vegan feast.
So, let’s just submerge that in there.
Woo, okay, we’ll do a couple, ’cause I might
need a couple.
That one’s a bit thinner, and I presume, I’m
only going to turn it right after.
I’ll just give it a little bit of loving now,
a little bit of a dunk, and it should sort
of absorb some of it and soak it up and be
a bit more meaty.
There’s definitely something going on in there.
It’s like coming back to life.
So I’m gonna put it out the back, out of the
So we’re gonna use that with this cheese for
the finale of our vegan steak and cheese,
but as you guys know, I’m not a massive fan
of cheese, especially when it’s cold.
So this is vegan cheese, and it’s made with
So I’m wondering, I’m gonna try this now,
just a bit cold, if I actually like vegan
cheese cold, and I wanted to give a shout
out to the most unhelpful person in my local
We’re in the cheese aisle, she was stacking
the cheese, and I’m like, “Excuse me, do you
sell vegan cheese,” and she said, “Yes,” and
walked off, and that was it.
I was like, can you show me where it is?
So yes, that delayed my arrival to make this
video this morning, but here we go.
It does look like cheese, doesn’t it?
They are just sheets of vegan, dairy-free,
lactose, soy, gluten-free vegan cheese.
It’s says water, coconut oil, modified starch,
sea salt, and vegan flavour.
What’s a vegan flavour?
Have you vegans got your own herb or spice
So normally this would be extremely unappealing
to me, entirely, but I’m not getting that
whiff that you get from cheese straight away.
The texture is there.
It looks like cheese, it feels like cheese.
Oh, it does smell like it too.
It does, it does, it does.
Ohh, that doesn’t taste of cheese, otherwise,
I would’ve spat it out by now.
It doesn’t taste of coconut.
It tastes like milk, but we can’t have milk,
but again, absolutely no real major taste
to it, other than a very subtle milky vibe,
maybe slightly creamy.
If anything, it tastes like eating a beermat.
Don’t do that.
Do not eat a beermat in a pub, but actually
for the first time ever, I have found a way
to enjoy eating cheese.
This is okay, this is okay.
So we’ll come back to this cheese at the end.
You stay bland, cheese, okay, to make our
vegan steak and cheese.
Alright, next up, by Primal Strips is some
meatless vegan jerky soy, Texas barbecue style,
beef jerky, except there’s no meat in it.
So, it should be called soy maybe.
It looks and feels, it’s very squishy like
jerky, but it could actually make better dog
food, and apparently this is suitable for
Definitely the smell of jerky straight away.
Uh, it’s very slimy indeed.
Want to eat it?
They’re not sure.
Want to try it?
I’m gonna wash my hands.
How was it, alright?
I think they liked it.
Let’s try it now.
It does actually look a lot like jerky, but
look at the ingredients, non-GMO isolated
soy protein, water, cane juice, soy sauce.
You can definitely smell the soy in it.
Let’s have a try.
Umm, oh, wow.
That is basically like eating a bar of soy
sauce, but the strange thing is, don’t you
agree with me, it’s like fibrous.
It’s kind of like eating wet fibreglass or
kind of like thatyou get.
You just imagine that but coat it in spices
and mainly soy sauce, but it works.
It’s weird, right?
I’m sure you guys have eaten worse, but it
I’m loving the sun today, folks.
It have given us some dramatic mood lighting.
I feel like I’m in a church right now.
Anyhow, next up is soybean vegan braised tofu.
Tofu being that well-known ingredient that
you just can squeeze the living life out of
it, and you just do not get any flavour in
it no matter what you do.
It does take a heck of a lot of work to get
some flavour in there, but this is braised
It’s ready to eat, hot or cold.
So basically braised tends to mean we quickly
fry something, that’s optional, but then you
slow cook it or stew it.
So hopefully, flavour should be rammed into
I’m just gonna be proper like Crocodile Dundee
style and eat it straight out of the tin.
Can you see that?
That looks like a tin of leftover kabob.
See that doesn’t look like tofu to me.
I’m used to seeing them nice little white
bulks, but you can see how they’ve squeezed
it and made it into these sort of like ribbony,
it looks more like tuna, but the fact that
it’s not white makes me think, okay, we could
work with this, you know.
Why am I blowing it?
I was about to blow it.
It’s not gonna be hot.
Here we go.
Oh my word, that’s weird.
The texture, it feels a little bit like I’m
eating an insect.
It just sort of slides down your mouth and
tastes a little bit muddy as well.
I don’t like it, I don’t hate it.
There’s just something very weird about it,
and now my second bite just tastes like cold
It’s really addictive to eat, though.
I’ve had a few more mouthfuls.
I’m just still trying to understand what it
I’m gonna, whoa, look at that.
It tastes like coffee.
Just turned the steaks over.
They’ve absorbed a bit more vegetable stock.
They’ve sort of like gone,bloated up a bit.
So, intrigued for those.
Next up, we’re gonna try and do some fake
duck, mock duck baby.
This is braised gluten in gravy.
So, it’s wheat gluten.
It’s slightly different to tofu.
I think it’s quite similar.
It’s also got water, again, and soybean extract.
So probably quite similar in taste, but it’s
supposed to resemble duck.
So what I thought we’d do, what I’ve been
doing this fatboy-slimming month, I’ve been
I’ve had no bread for over nearly four weeks
So I can’t wait to have a bit of pizza.
I’m being honest, just a little cheeky slice.
I haven’t missed it that much though.
I’m feeling much lighter, but these are some
sandwich wraps made out of carrots.
So they’re kind of like nori, like sushi sheets
but made of carrot instead.
So we’re going to try and make a sort of vegan
I’ve got my cucumbers, spring onions, and
a little bit of Hoisin plum sauce there.
So it’s all vegan, it’s all good.
I’ve checked the labels.
So let’s see if we can do it, and hopefully
by putting some flavour in it, it might be
pretty good, but of course, we need to see
what the duck is like on its own first, don’t
Oh, uh, it’s some sort of weird, I mean there
is a gravy in it.
Oh, it looks like it has the texture of duck.
That one tastes a bit like cold backed beans,
Umm, oh dear.
In fact, what I want to quickly do is put
a teeny bit of in a bowl and warm it up in
Right, nice and hot out the microwave.
Got myself a board and these are the carrot
Oh my gosh, it does just generally look like
a sheet of orange paper that the kids would
bring home from school.
There is a backing on it.
I generally feel like we need to peel this
Yes we do.
Okay, so that is just like a sheet of seaweed
nori thing but carrot.
That’s really weird.
I hope there’s not another sticker on it still
because that really does still taste of plastic.
There is a sweetness coming through, but that
tastes nothing like carrot.
So there’s a rough edge, and a smooth edge.
So we’ll put it smooth side up.
Let’s sit some duck in it.
Strip of mock duck ready to roll, spring onions,
aka scallions, sticks of cucumber, going all
out classic retro, and then some of this plum
sauce on there.
Okay, roll it up.
Okay, oop, bit of duck has come out the side,
trying to escape.
I love how I’m referring it as duck and it
generally is nothing like duck at all.
So, here is my carrot cigar of duckness.
Oh, wow, I tell you what, that is blooming
bizarre, but I think the cucumber, the spring
onions, and the sauce are marinating on that
duck just kind of disguise it, and it does
feel like a genuine duck wrap.
To be fair, that is blooming I would actually
eat that again, yep.
I think it’s a little bit like that age-old
If you put enough sauce on something to disguise
the flavour, which is where I think this is
working, you can generally take anything and
make it taste nice, which is why I think my
dad back in the day would put ketchup on literally
I’m super excited because these have just
this moment turned up.
The postman just knocked at the door.
I didn’t think I’d get to show you them.
These are some vegan wraps again, but they’re
So kind of like how we had carrot before,
this is coconut.
So hopefully more of a sweeter vibe.
The only thing I’ve got at the moment I can
put in it other than fruit is some almond
So we’ll do that.
Oh yes, these actually smell really good from
A little bit like a Bounty bar or Mounds in
So, kind of like, just if I put chocolate
on that, I’d be like,oh yeah.
In fact, nah, not so good, but it would make
an amazing stamp to post a letter on it, wouldn’t
Alright, just cut up some chunks of apple
there, and we’re gonna grab our almond butter
Ah, this is pour on, oh yeah.
So we’re gonna spread that over.
This would make amazing coconut carpet in
your house, wouldn’t it, and for this, I’m
just thinking like coconut, that’s sweet,
but on the serving suggestion on the front,
it was savoury.
So shoving some of the mock duck in there,
would probably work a charm.
So here we go.
We’re going for a coconut, almond butter,
and apple wrap.
Crikey, that feels pretty tough and butch.
It feels like a parcel or something.
Yeah, eww, yeah.
I think You are getting a bit of that coconut
vibe in there.
Well, there’s definitely something in there,
but it does feel like you could just have
the apples with the almond butter as snack,
which I have been enjoying and loving loads
this month, but with the coconut on there,
it does feel like you’re eating a stamp.
So, not too bad.
The flavour is in there from the coconut.
It’s just a bit too rough, We’re going to
come on to the steak and cheese finale in
just a moment, but just before we do that,
these are some veggie wine gums.
So for fatboy-slimming month, I had no bread,
no fizzy drinks, no chocolate and no sweets,
but I’m bending the rules slightly just so
I could try one or two of these.
So, basically standard wine gums, sweets here
in the UK.
They’re kind of like chewy sweets that you
get in most places around the world.
and they do have gelatin in it, which obviously
is made from hooves.
So this gets around it.
They’re veggie wine gums, also gluten free,
and nut free as well.
It says made with natural colours, natural
fruit juices and stuff like that.
So it’s got sugar, glucose syrup, pea starch,
corn starch, apple concentrate and all bits
and bobs like that in it.
So, let’s see what they’re like and they’re
very, very bendy.
Most wine gums are tough and they’ll shatter
So, let’s try a green one.
I’m quite intrigued to try a green diamond
For a minute there, I was worried.
There was no flavour coming through.
It felt like I was chewing on the tofu again,
but there is a flavour, and now I’ll try an
orange one now.
Wow, they really do wanna stick to your teeth.
I’m not sure if one of the other ingredients
replacing the gelatin is glue because my gum
is now lined with these sweets.
They’re hugging it going, hey, I love it here.
So yeah, they kind of work.
Steak and cheese time.
So here is our gorgeous vegan steak folks.
Check this out.
This water has fully absorbed it.
It’s gone a little cooler.
So hopefully the flavouring of the stock is
Tastes like mock duck, but on the packaging,
there was no instructions whatsoever on how
to cook this.
So I’m gonna pan fry it to warm it and then
shove our cheese on to give it a nice steaky-cheese
I’m feeling like these steaks need charring
if we can because with charring, like any
food, comes flavour, okay.
So, let’s just do our best.
Loving that bit of colour on there, cool.
Let’s do one with some cheese on top, and
let that melt and cloak it.
I hope it melts, that cheese.
Yeah, just put a lid on that.
That way it’s going to incinerate.
Come on cheese, melt for me baby.
Ah, that’s blooming awesome.
It has melted, right.
Let’s see what they’re like.
Steak number one.
Ah yeah, and there’s steak and cheese.
Let’s try the steak first.
It tastes more like chicken, not a very nice
chicken at that either.
You can definitely taste the vegetable stock
in there, how that soaked that up and it’s
charred as well.
Oh dear, that’s a struggle, that one.
Sorry to say, rubbery chicken that’s been
The charring has really helped get some flavour
in there, so hopefully, with a bit of cheese
Oh my God.
That is great.
Um, I’m loving that melted cheese as well.
Umm, that is phenomenal.
I think that cheese is the one that’s doing
all the charm there, the fact that it’s melted
and cling really well to it, and it’s disguising
that woody, cardboardy meat underneath.
That has worked an absolute charm.
I’m loving that.
I genuinely have to put that away ’cause I’m
gonna gobble it all up.
Now, what I think I’ve learned from this video
is with all these foods, my favourite ones
that I like the most are the ones where I
put more effort into it, like the cheese steak
and like this carrot wrap, which is actually
If I put in the sauce, the cucumber, and the
spring onion with it, it really just drives
more flavour into it.
So most of you vegans watching, if you’re
going to try any of these things, you probably
know the rules, right.
Just put as much effort and flavour in as
Things like the scrambled egg and the tofu
was kind of bland because I didn’t put anything
else with it, and that’s the bottom line.
The more effort you put in, the better it’s
gonna taste, but there you go.
Hope you enjoyed the video.
I did find it quite intriguing myself, to
be honest, and I found a cheese that I like.
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