Som vegán! | Zrebný & Frlajs

Som vegán!  | Zrebný & Frlajs



Hello, my brother.
We are Vegovah’s witnesses.
Matej, What did you have for breakfast?
We could see a pizza order…
Matej, you have bacon stuck in your teeth…
Sinner!
Sinner!
But do you know how long does a cow suffer?
Sometimes it takes 30 min.
Sometimes they stick their hand…… you really don’t want to know where, Matej…
Would you be able to hurt this nice animal?
Would you be able to eat this rabbit, Matej?
It is your friend, It is not a food!
We always wait for an apple until it falls from a tree. We eat it this way, Matej.
Matej, it is never too late. Look in the eyes of this rabbit and tell it that you gonna eat it!
Look into eyes of these eggs and tell it you are gonna eat it!
Look into eyes of this salami and tell it you are going to eat it!
They had to drown these fish for you, so you can eat it!
Look into eyes of these bananas… you can eat these bananas…
Take Vegovah’s body…
You have one week to think about it. You’ll get this rabbit and you will look into it’s eyes!
From now it is a part of your family, Matej.
So take care of this rabbit.
Hold it properly!
Make sure the rabbit does not get cold!
Do not forget to sing to it regularly!
Prepare it’s bed in the evening!
No meat, Matej!
…and lock the door Matej!
Where have you just sat down, Matej?
Matej, this car is a Jaguar… Do you know how many jaguars had to be killed so you can now drive this car???
430 innocent horses disappeared in an English town called Coventry before they have manufactured this car!
Would you like too see how they squeezed those innocent horses under the bonnet?
I have new stuff, Matej …. white meat from Ukraine…
I am vegan!
Matej, I have made fantastic meatballs for you! Will you come?
Grandma we cannot see each other anymore!
I am vegan!
Say hi to grandpa…
…..and then I told him he is a crappy Youtuber.
Very good …. you told him very well!
Would you like a deer my brother?
I do not like deer, but fine…
daaa…. we’ll have a deer…
I want a full one, I exercise a lot…
very good ….. oh If Rudo was here too
and for you…
I am vegan!
Darling, would you have a look down there?
I am vegan!
Matej, we found some bear’s garlic in the forest…Are you going to eat it with us?
I am vegan!
Anyway, I have never liked you…
Do you like how am I scratching you? …. Give me a kiss , a little kiss, just a little kiss…
Every 10 seconds every vegan says that he is vegan.
Do rather CrossFit, or anything else!
This is also meat, Matej! …. Yuck! ……Yuck! ….Yuck!


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