GF and Vegan Banana Bread Muffins ♡ Cooking with Hoeyann! Ep 01

GF and Vegan Banana Bread Muffins ♡ Cooking with Hoeyann! Ep 01



hi!! it’s your communal trash bin,
hollyann! today I am in my kitchen! even
though it looks like I’m in some sort of
blank AF room. I mean there’s a door. this
is for our laundry. this is my bedroom. as
you can see it says “no boys allowed, ever!”
because I’m a lesbian.
you can see a corner of a box, and a vacuum cleaner
and a part of a backpack, because guess
who’s leaving!!! you can find out why I’m
leaving, by watching my last video. where
I discuss my 1/3 life crisis, while using
cornstarch as a baking powder, for my
face. but today we are making muffins!!!
because this muffin mix is literally $10!!!
and I want to know why!!! it has 7 simple
ingredients. which are almond flour,
banana, coconut sugar, arrowroot, coconut
flour, baking soda, and sea salt. why is it
worth $10?? is it because it’s gluten free,
and gluten is a byproduct of the devil??
yeah, it’s true. only devil worshippers
consume gluten. so please do not promote
the devil’s propaganda, by consuming it!!!
so for today’s recipe you will need;
baking mix (that literally cost ten
dollars), an applesauce, a walnut, a
toothpicks, an oil, a water, a baking pan.
we’re gonna yolo it, and make it nine.
baking liners, which are way too small for
this, but Yolo dongs. the very first thing
we are going to be doing is preheating
the oven to 350 degrees. perfect!! or if
you want to be a weedo…. HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!! but we do not
support the weedos on this channel.
because weed is a byproduct of the devil.
why do you think it’s called the devil’s
lettuce?? say no to weed. don’t be a weedo.
now that we have the oven preheating,
let’s get down to business.
first thing says preheat oven to 350.
well guess what??
he’s preheating. whisk eggs, water, and oil in
a large bowl. well since we are a vegan
household, I am using an applesauce as an
egg. how does that work? well I don’t
really know, but according to vegan that
bake, you can do that!! I looked it up,
it said forth a cup of unsweetened apple sauce in the
place a 1 egg, in most baking recipes.
guess what guys?? these cups are half a
cup!!! this is perfect!
WoW! it’s destiny!! except this one
cinnamon, so hopefully it still tastes
good. I need to microwave my oil. it is a
coconut oil. uuhhh how much does it ask for?? an oil…….
I need……..two tablespoons. so let’s
measure that bad boy out!!! I do not have
much for angles, because we are working
with a very very limited space… because I
only get a small part of my counter. I
have a roommate that doesn’t like to
clean, it’s great.
*memes*
love never cleaning. I totally
don’t feel like I’m having a panic
attack
24/7. *oil* I did that wrong. now that I
have my oil, looks like somebody dumped
a fat load… I’m gonna throw them in the
microwave, because microwaves make it
more like an oil textured. bye!
changed my camera angle once again!! wow!!!
this is such an awkward cooking show!!! Teeheee
how cute and quirky!!! probably wondering///
why the heck am i starting to do baking?
well first of all, I’m sad. I saw this
mix it was $10!!! and now I am yoloing
it, and putting an apple sauce into the thing.
delicious and nutritious! thinking
about to each my camera angle again. what
do you guys think??? oh yeah, I literally
have like two followers. so there’s no
point asking on Twitter.
that reminds me. if you have a Twitter, follow
me on there. here’s my handle name. I’m
lonely, and I need attention. the next
thing the recipe calls for is a cup of
water.
let’s pray this works. I’m just gonna use
this cup, that’s literally about eight
ounces, because I have no idea where the
heck my measuring cup went. I’m guessing
my roommate probably took it, and never
put it back, because when do boys ever
put things back??? when are men ever reliable???
that looks disgusting. I am upset.
Some website say if you’re gonna use an
applesauce egg, to add some baking powder.
so I’m taking a baking powder, and
literally only adding a pinch, cuz it tastes salty, and I don’t want my brownies…
brownies?!!?!?!?! *memes* I don’t want my banana bread to
taste like a salt. so now I’m just gonna
mix it together. well that’s quite a
workout. I’m dehydrated. I love kombucha!!!
now it’s time to add in the baking mix.
plot twist!! actually got this baking mix
on clearance, because it is slightly
expired. but I didn’t want to let it go
to waste.
just because something is past its prime
date, doesn’t mean it’s still not good. I
mean look at me. I’m like 40, right?? I-i-i ripped him
open. I’m not sure to do this .just a
whisk it while you’re adding it in???? so ummmm…. so he
is in!!! he’s all in!!! and now I’m gonna mix him!!
I am a changed man!!!
I wish I had a chair, that be more
convenient. that looks…… mixed enough… there
are variations to the recipe, it’s all like,
“mix it up!” it says to add half a cup of
walnuts!!! look who has walnuts!! way
more than half a cup. why did I grab so
many walnuts??? I wish these were broken up
more. I’m also gonna add chia seeds to it too.
cuz it said to add chia seeds, if you want.
i’m gonna add this entire freaking bag of
chia seeds!! just kidding!!! I’m adding like
maybe a tablespoon!! i have my mix all done!! the oven
still is not finished preheating!!! I hate
electric ovens, but at the same time, I love
them, because I feel like they’re not
gonna explode on me. so to pass the time,
I’m gonna do something that my roommate
has ever done before.. I’m gonna clean up
the counter. the oven has finished
preheating!!! I am finally going to put the
things, into the things, yeah!! let’s see how this
works!! He’s so thick though!! these are huge!!!
finally got them all lined!!!uuhhh I did a terrible
job!! it says to fill them 2/3 full, and I
did like 90% full. *memes* but this is supposedly
a nonstick pan. so if it expands too much,
maybe I’ll just like not stick to it???
it’s an exciting adventure!! let’s find
out what awaits us!!!
they’re finished!!! look at those beautiful
things!!! i think i probably overcook them,
because I did not hear the timer go off at
first, cuz I used to microwave timer for once.
yeah, when you’re balls deep in your phone,
shoveling food in your face, you really
don’t notice microwave timers going off.
so keep that in mind!!! but now I’m gonna
let my little sweet children sit for a
minute, let them cool off, and then I’m
gonna try one, and see how good they are!
just kidding! I’m fat, so I’m going in now!!!
I’m taking this one! his name is Ralph!
say hello to Ralph! “hi, this fat dumb hoe is
about to eat me!” you got that right, Ralph.
so let’s tear you open. yeah, I should
have waited. you’re very moist on the
inside, and a little crispy on the
outside. yeah, I probably did not do this
right. can you see the steam radiating
out of this??? so umm… actually tastes
pretty decent… surprisingly… was not
expecting that, seeing as they’re gluten
free. cuz we all know, I love gluten. but
I’m trying to be less of a slutty devil
bitch, so I’m cutting out gluten of my life.
that’s all for this video! thank you for
watching the very first episode of,
“cooking with Hollyann”, don’t forget to
give this video a thumbs up!! one like
equals one prayer that my bangs make me
look like less of a 90s lesbian
hipster.


GF and Vegan Banana Bread Muffins ♡ Cooking with Hoeyann! Ep 01


All credits go to Hollyann Rose